Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.

Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)

by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009

Tubesteak Sandwich

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)

Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

tubesteak tuesdays

all you can eat dick on tuesdays.

when a chick comes over and gives you a blow job on tuesday

aww shit its tubesteaks tuesday i got three chicks coming over today.

hey its tubesteak tuesdays at the lil pickle wanna cum?

by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009

truest

means the best. supreme.

The Retta's have the truest selection of rigs on the block.

by Charles Swanson February 19, 2005

schoon trubert

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.

Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.

by Howie Felter October 29, 2007

TrueShoes

Possibly one of the best friends you'll ever have. He's funny, kind, and fun to be around. No matter what he's there, even if he needs some cheering up every now and then. He enjoys games, music, and Tim Hortons.

"You know that TrueShoes guy?"

"yes?"

"he's one of the greatest friends ever"

by xZMackinzeZx March 10, 2017

Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.

by G-Nice January 22, 2011