Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

cum towel

a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.

Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.

After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.

by marathon September 12, 2006

Dropped the Towel

Originating in California for an awesome, often sudden, happening, often a climax. Terminology comes from common sexting images where the subject teases with a loosely arranged drying cloth before they 'drop the towel'.

"Man, that band last night were good but on that last song they really dropped the towel"

by tmanthebean September 13, 2015

towel dancing

In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.

That guy Tom must have a really small dick, because in the locker room, he is always towel dancing.

by burghprof March 21, 2011

RG-400 Smart Towel

technical term for the not so popular South Park character "Towelie"

Then the RG-400 Smart Towel got high and then sort of walked off

by HELENisthe[curseword] June 5, 2010

turd towel

When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.

With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Tommy the Towel

Hotel guest that orders up extra amenities (shampoo, lotion, or towels) to his room. When delivered by housekeeper, the guest comes out of the bathroom, drops towel covering himself and chases housekeeper around the room naked.

Housekeeper to GM: "Sir, I just delivered 5 bottles of extra lotion to room 563 and the man came out of the bathroom, dropped his towel and chased me around the room naked".

GM to Hotel Employee: "Well sweetheart.....you got Tommy the Towel'd"!!

by urbigbrother June 11, 2011