self trouting

Self-Trouting. To trout yourself. See Trouting.

To sel trout (or self trouting) is the act of sticking one's thumb up one's bum while wiggling the ball sacks.

by trout-fisher2 March 4, 2009

Troutkin

A Troutkin is part trout, part pumpkin.
Mortal enemy of the Asperring.
Very tasty.

See also: Asperring, Kiwatfish, Avacalmon.

At our annual B.B.Q., we had roasted troutkin, and troutkin pie!

by person yo-yo April 30, 2004

trouting

to lie ontop of one's friend/ partner (preferrably not strangers as it could get a tad awkward) and flop your body up and down like a wet fish, being sure to keep your arms straight at your sides at all time. Often used to initiate sexy time.

i felt a tad uncomfortable when i woke up to find the guy i pulled last night trouting me.

by fo shizzle hizzle April 2, 2009

Troutin' around

When some STANKY-ASS bitch thinks shes all that! but her pussy be smellin like an ol ass troat!

"Look at dat bitch justa Troutin' Around like her pussy don't STANK"

"Bitches be Troutin'"

"Don't be Troutin' Around!"

by SpruceShelf1 January 15, 2013

Trouting

To be soundly defeated in a competition of athletic endurance.

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Did I really take a sound trouting in that Triathalon. Wanda whooped my backside verociously!"

by Mr. Fifth Place August 27, 2009

[Trunting]

The act of hunting specifically for trophies, versus hunting animals to eat and use their flesh and skin.

"I hate it when people go trunting, it is a waste of life and pointless for someone to kill a deer, (for example) just for it's antlers."

"Trunters piss me off."

by pengukiller August 3, 2008

truntling

One who is sure that an unquestioning acceptance of every tweet churned out by Donald Trump is the best way of dealing with his feelings of disgruntlement in a world that is quickly passing him by.

If you are convinced there are 120,000 uncounted ballots stowed in the janitor's closet at Planned Parenthood, then you just may be a truntling.

by Ribaldo Audace January 4, 2021