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One-Eyed Trouser Snake

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake
"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"
by Sekkai December 13, 2003
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trouser trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."
by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004
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trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out
by Paul January 17, 2004
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Trouserection

When you sit down with trousers on, and the fly sticks up forming the erectionesque shape.
Girl: LOLOLOL Erection!!!11
Guy: No...Trouserection.
Girl: Closet Gay.
by AnnoyedBlackGuy August 15, 2007
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Trouser Ghost

When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.
Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.
by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 7, 2009
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Trouser Yetti

Slang term for a man's penis.

Refers to a penis that is large, hairy and illusive.
Charly is about to take his trouser yetti for a walk.
by phantaxtic August 11, 2014
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Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts
Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts
by Mzavy January 13, 2016
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