triscuit

An extreme sport first seen in the show Big Mouth for only the manliest of men. 3 or more males position themselves facing a common cracker. Everyone wanks at the same time and the last one to finish must eat the cracker with all other participants' semen covering said cracker.

"Yo bro you wanna play triscuit?"
"Triscuit? Hell yeah dude I love the taste of cum"

by wordmanhandler December 8, 2019

triscuitdecaphobia

Fear of little wheat biscuits.

Get those wheat squares away from me, I have Triscuitdecaphobia!

by GryOkami October 24, 2023

flip a triscuit

To get insanely pissed off. To lose it and go crazy. To the extent of going postal.

Some guy really pissed Josh off something fierce. I watched him totally flip a triscuit.

by snosh October 22, 2013

triscut cracker

When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.

Yo, u got a second to give me a triscut cracker homie?

by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014

triscit

a smart ass nobody who is very cringe

oh my god! that nerd is such a triscit.

by thepuppyeater May 16, 2018

Thiscuit

When someone, preferably female, has a pronounced, thick buttocks. A portmanteau of thicc and biscuit

God damn, Tiffany got that thiscuit.

by TrandsomeTrav April 22, 2019

triscussion

An in-depth exchange between three parties.

Let's have a triscussion between your university supervisor, yourself, and me.

by Paddy-Whack January 27, 2022