Dirty Tristan

The most legendary of all dirty maneuvers comprable to the entire avengers team having an orgy with Hulk on top

The dirty Tristan is life's greatest experience

by Welcome to the hive May 6, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is the most amazing-est guy there ever is. His beautiful amazing eyes, his laugh, his jokes, his perfume, his personality, his everything. Tristan is a guy who would crack the awkward moments, be the most joyful person to be around, laugh at everything and anything, his silly but adorable jokes. Everyone loves Tristan. The special girl in his life (random name: Dawn) feels to be the most luckiest, happiest girl alive Bible. Tristan makes her feel endlessly loved, endlessly cared about, endlessly a lot of things. He's her world, he's her life, he's her future husband, he's her Squishy (Finding Nemo Jelly Fish), and he's her Silly Billy. Tristan is a very loved person. Dawn loves Tristan.

Boy: Have you met Tristan?

Girl: Yeah of course. Who wouldn't love to meet Tristan? He's such a babe.

by Dashian2013 June 19, 2013

Tristan

A boy that acts very very very very very VERY gay but yet is actually straight

Brooke: Who is Tristan?
Ryan: my daddy

by Hayyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2019

triptastic

combination of trip and fantastic, meaning trippy to the maximum awesomeness.

Madison: Dude, those shrooms were triptastic!

Chrisie: I know, brah!

by Madi sonn. December 31, 2008

Tristan

He's the life of the party and usually always cracking jokes. He'll almost always put a smile on your face, but he also knows when to be serious. He's an intense musician but also sporty and pretty dorky. Tristan's are the right kind of people to have in your life, they'll never get you into trouble. They're also crazy dancers, and serious romantics.

"Did you hear she's going to the dance with Tristan?"
"oh man! That'll be the time of her life!"

by Only specifics January 10, 2012

Tristan

Tristan is an amzing guy. He's funny and caring and can always make you smile even when you're down. He gives the best hugs and you always feel energetic when with him. His laugh and his smile are contagious and often times one finds themself lost in his brown eyes. His freckles are constellations and he consists of stardust. If you find a Tristan, chances are that he's probably a weirdo and a big goof, but he's the most amazing person. He cares about the person he loves more than anything, but sometimes he also needs space to be with his large clan of friends. Hurt a Tristan, and his army will attack. His girlfriend tends to be VERY protective of him because he's such a rare and special person. If you are Tristan's girlfriend, don't let him go. Tristan makes the world turn. Tristan practically lives on music. It's in his veins and his heart. He plays guitar and easily gets bored of any new sports. He's very active and adventurous, so be expecting a curveball 24/7. He can't sit still, so movies aren't really his thing, but i'm sure if one cuddled with him then he MIGHT cave in. That was a MIGHT. Tristan is an overall amazing person and a caring boyfriend. He's funny and very loyal. He makes an amzing friend, but if he is your boyfriend, don't let him go.

Girl, Tristan is really cute. Do you think he likes me? I mean, i've liked him for a while.
"Hey. Will you go out with me?"
"Hey Tristan. I didn't think you liked me."
"Well. Yeah. I do."
"Legitimately?"
"Yeah."

by Congratulations<3 April 13, 2019

tritangle

a complicated mess involving three people.

TRITANGLE; "A" just discovered that her boyfriend, "B" is the ex of her best friend "C".

by Smartycat July 18, 2011