Treaded

When a woman (or man) gives another man a blow job.

Oh dude, i got treaded last night!!

by Dan Bendaard February 9, 2012

Fresh Treads

When someone has new shoes, usually said in a sarcastic manner

*someone bought new Nike airs* are they you’re new fresh treads mate?

by Gordon Ramsey December 17, 2017

No tread on the tires

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.

Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.

by The Girl Who Waited November 29, 2014

Zombie Tread

A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.

Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.

I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.

by Lilbeavis January 7, 2011

Treading waters

Is before becoming out of control , one step from becoming a habitual line crosser

Bitch you're treading waters right now...step back.

by Carabear77 March 29, 2015

Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010

Tread-hog

A scrawny lollypop headed girl or woman, who hogs the treadmill at the gym, walking briskly for hours as though it would make any difference to her emaciated figure, thus preventing others using the machine.

"I had to quit gym early because there were too many tread-hogs"

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009