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cum trapped

(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can't go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess

def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
"I was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching porn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered...I had no way of getting up. this is when I realized I was cum trapped. but at least I 'came' up with a new urban dictionary word, right?"

-me on how I thought of the word
by diddy kong November 21, 2009
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tragedy whore

someone who always jumps at the opportunity to mourn/ express deep sadness, usually over the death of someone, or the occurance of something, that has essentially nothing to do with that individual
Pete: Did you see Jalen? She wrote "RIP Oscar" all over her arm! She talked to him maybe once?!

Sam: Yeah, man. What a tragedy whore!

OR

Alice: Wow. I feel so terrible that Joanne has that flesh eating disease! I think that we should all sit with her at lunch!

Stacey: You're such a tragedy whore, Alice! You called Joanne fugly last week. You just want to shine in her sympathy glow.
by Ellixx September 11, 2011
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tragedarian

A person who thrives on tragedy.
Catastrophe is the perfume that attracts the tragedarian.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 7, 2019
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Trapadactyl

One of the disgustafucks you find in a trap, leaving the trap, or looking for someone who will help them get a ride to the trap. Usually needs to borrow 10 dollars so they can get blues. Loyal to the foil call em burnt reynolds.
Look at the trapadactyl on Grant and Alvernon.

I saw your cousin with some trapadactyl about to jump in a donation bin.
by Beefcake520 August 31, 2021
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Tragedeigh

A name that is intentionally misspelled for attention/"uniqueness."
KVIIIlyn was such a tragedeigh.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 17, 2023
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fashion trapped

To wear things that are no longer in style.
Someone who is fashionably caught in the past.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008
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tragedy of the commons

The term has its origins in the sharing of grazing land in a given community, called "the commons", in Britain. An individual farmer could increase his or her profits by using more of the commons than others. The other farmers would then follow suite, leading to the overexploitation and destruction of that land.

In its modern usage, the phrase is used as a metaphor to the above, referring to the exploitation of a common resource. In game theory it is used as an example of how, in a given situation, every individual can choose to do what is best for their own interests and still produce the worst sum result for the whole. See also: prisoner's dilemna.

The most common and effective way to negotiate this problem is private ownership. Another way is heavy regulation and the imposition of sanctions on violators.
usage: When big companies pollute the air, it's just another example of the tragedy of the commons.
by terribly trite March 4, 2004
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