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Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
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During the inhale or exhale process of smoking a bong or other devices, a trap door occurs when the flow of air is stopped abruptly by a cough which constricts the wind pipe to the lung. This traps the smoke inside the lungs and causes extended exposure, resulting in temporary distress to the user's throat and/or lungs.
John: *sinks a bong, holds breath, then coughs all the smoke out*
Dan: LOL John just trapdoored
by fishayee December 8, 2011
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Trapdoor

The sexual maneuver, where the penis is repositioned from the vagina to the anus very quickly during intercourse.
She was getting pretty loose and bored so I pulled the trapdoor on her.

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Connor that bastard pulled the trapdoor on me last night!
by Donald Fagen November 23, 2003
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Trapdoor

The act of disappearing during a drinking session due to too much drink/lack of money/boredom/avoidance of forfeit without letting anyone know.
They were starting on the dodgy pints and penalty gins so I trapdoored last night before it got too messy.
by UlicUK June 23, 2011
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a booger, usually quite dry, that is neither in or out of your nostril. When you breathe in the out the "trapdoor" booger opens and closes.
Sheila: Damnit! I got a trapdoor and I can't seem to reach to pull it out! I need longer fingernails!
by Bubbe September 21, 2005
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Trapdoor Link

A hyper-link that is claimed to be something that it isn't.

Say someone posts a link, and that link, the word "kangaroos", but the link actually takes you to a site about penguins. It's just link being Rick Rolled, except in a link, and can be much worse.
Forum post

Haganashi93845whatever at 21:32:08
Take a look at these cute puppies (link in the word puppies takes you to 2 girs 1 cup flash video)

Next Forum Post

shimohiatu9847389whatever at 21:55:42
EEEEEEEEEEEW WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THAT!?!?!? ASS HOLE.

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IAMTECHNOVIKING at 23:23:23
Technoviking is please with your Trapdoor Link.
by Traumahawk DSO February 10, 2010
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Trapdoor mama

Synonym of Chateau Marmont (According to FINNEAS)
Likes to watch me in the glass room
Bathroom, TRAPDOOR MAMA

Off To The Races - Lana del rey
by Jochevv January 1, 2025
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