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traffuck

noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice
"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."

Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
by Traffuckfeldt October 22, 2009
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Vet-Trafficking

A practice utilized by dubious organizations to raise massive amounts of money. Generally, they will use veterans, many times wounded combat veterans, to help raise funds for veteran-focused initiatives that have high social value. Unfortunately it seems, a larger portion of the funding will go to pay organizational salaries, marketing, and other expenses not directly benefiting anyone but the organizers and their business associates. This practice makes it more more difficult to raise funds for the organizations that spend a higher percentage of their monies on actual programs and services that directly benefit veterans in need.
I talked to Sergeant Henderson and he said the organization he had been helping was a front for a vet-trafficking operation. On several weekend fundraising events, he witnessed drunken partying every night and money being spent on expensive hotel rooms and rental vehicles. He said he even overheard one of the inebriated organizational managers bragging about his 6-digit salary.
by MisterTruth July 3, 2018
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Child Cybersex Trafficking

Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.
I was a victim of Child Cybersex Trafficking
by KINJIM August 16, 2020
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trafficy

The description of how the traffic is acting like traffic. However only really cool traffic professionals use such an incredible word
It's looking very trafficy out there today
by Fitty Trent January 15, 2016
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Traffucked

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."
by BombayAddict January 8, 2009
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traffuck

traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.

–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.

when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.
by Never say January 4, 2011
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Traffuck

Damn! Traffuck is so bad, I'm going to be so late!
by Crippy Dented November 19, 2010
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