Thundersnow Traffuck

Traffic in the Washington DC Metro area caused by any amount of snow, specifically thundersnow

I spent 13 hours trapped on the GW parkway because of this thundersnow traffuck!

Thundersnow traffic caused 100s of cars to be abandoned by their owners this past week.

by BGernat February 18, 2011

traffucked

an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.

i would have gotten here sooner but the I-5 traffucked me for 45 minutes.

by the taper guy August 5, 2012

traffucked

Stuck in traffic for an extended period

I'm traffucked, so will be late in to work.

by NZNinjaChick June 30, 2016

Traffuck

When you and your girl have sex while stuck in traffic. Chances of it being oral are 96%

Bro: Yo, how she get pregnant?
You: We were traffucking on the way to work that morning on the Expressway I-91

by Clarkie Kentzel March 10, 2018

Traffuck

When there's a fuck ton of traffic

I got stuck in traffuck today

by Double J wihtout Js August 29, 2025

traffucking

When a male viking and a female pirate travel the globe in a pirate ship pillaging villages for treasure and hot people. They then take these hot people onboard their pirate ship and travel across the ocean to sell them as sex slaves but fuck them repeatedly along the trip.

Joe: "So you and Emily are in the traffucking business?"
Dan: "Yes, we just raided the Carribean last week."
Joe: "Hope you found some good merchandise."

by Djt69 August 9, 2010

Traffucked

Get stuck in a traffic jam.

Jane got traffucked on her way to the gym.

by Nãvnã December 28, 2013