snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

Trainstander

A specific type of person that is so horrible that they must result to standing in front of trains to correct their lameness.

"what a trainstander, I bet that motherfucker just wants to go stand in front of a train and be gay".

by Boxe August 17, 2010

My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021

Trainsgender

Someone who identifies as a train.

person 1: you're transgender?
person 2: no dumbass i'm trainsgender, i'm a train

by person192184081442 December 10, 2019

snail trails

Any sign of vaginal secretion left behind the vagina

Female is on males face and slides down to mount him leaving a "snail trails" on his chest!

by BLOODBATHBOB January 7, 2009

Traidar

The ability to find girls who are complete train wrecks. Usually they are hideously ugly and/or have severe mental problems. They are easy prey and a guarantee hookup.

Max uses his traidar at bars to guarantee he gets some lovin at night.

by mad squan max August 19, 2012

Porn Trails

Random dirty words put after the title of a porn video on a p2p program, so that it will be detected by more searches.

Damn porn trails! I get this same video no matter what I search for!

"Hot asian sucks cock--- cunt suck threesome foursome gangbang gay lesbian straight femdom goth teenie licks balls rimjob assfuck farting crapping cumming bukkake rough fuck incest xxx granny milf baby beastiality fucking through hole in wall electrocution tit fuck.mpeg"

by bexposito December 12, 2005