Touhou

an absolutely goated series made by zun or jun'ya ota with lesbian people dodging balls and lazers and projectiles in a very lesbian way and banger music and very juicy fanart

Person 1: Hey brother, what's this "Touhou" I've been hearing from you?

Person 2: ...Nothing.

by Otohina April 22, 2023

Ms.Touhy

A briber who loves candy and sweets only talks about her kids. She makes A VERY HARD VOCABULARY TEST FOR MICROSOFT AND MAKES KIDS GO TRY HARD

WHY MRS.TOUHY!?!?!?
MS.TOUHY IS THE BEST TEACHER

by Mr. Chance of Pembroke Pines December 16, 2019

Touhoe

A fantard of the bullet hell series Touhou, is extremely loyal to the Touhou series and will insult anyone who dares to dislike Touhou. Looks at A LOT OF FUCKING fan art and praises the series like it's a fucking shiny diamond holy grail. May fap to R34 of Touhou. They talk about Touhou a lot and it gets on people's nerves, even those who like the series but don't want to hear it being spread everywhere. If you question them about how they paste it everywhere and how they insult people because they don't like the series, they will go apeshit on you. Then they say they'll never be friends with you again. Then, they go bitch about it to all the other Touhoes. And the Touhoe you pissed off will most likely hold a grudge against you. If they go bitch about you on the forums, they'll be banned (serves them assholes right). Claims to have played and finished every single Touhou game sometimes when in reality, the first Touhou game is so fucking boring nobody is likely to finish it. THERE IS ALSO A LOT OF TOUHOU GAMES.

Touhoe 1: Flin dareeaaa scwarlet is liek 696969% tougher then chuk norrissss!!!!
Normal Touhou Fan: Please, stop spamming this stuff everywhere. Nobody even likes Chuck Norris jokes.
Touhoe 1: OMG YOU FUCKING DUMB BITCH UR GETTING BLOCKED!!!! FLANDRE WILL FCKING MURDER U AT NIGH BECAUS U SAID THT FUCKING ASSHOLE
Later...
Touhoe 1: lol lok at this dumb fucktrd who hates touhou
Touhoe 2, 3 and 4: HAHA U OWNED HIM
Later...
Touhoe 5: dud have u ever played touhou
Person: uh, no?
Touhoe 5: try it out it like the bst game eva!!!
Later...
Person: I didn't like it. Not because it was hard, but for other reasons.
Touhoe 5: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!! BLOCKED
Touhoe 5 goes to Touhou forum and shows it to people on the forum

Normal Touhou Fan 1: Get out
Normal Touhou Fan 2: ur a baka
Touhou Forum Moderator: You're getting banned!
Touhoe 5 after getting banned: HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDS THEY DON'T EVEN LOVE TOUHOU THEY'RE JUST PRETENDING FUCK THESE PEOPLE
Touhoe 5 shows what happened to the other Touhoes
All of the Touhoes: wow u owned those fuckin' faggots, they will die irl

by Ryouu May 13, 2013

touhy

1. a description of someone or something being extremely dumb
2. used to describe a harsh pain or annoyance

Why are you acting like such a touhy, all I did was pour molasses in your shoes.

I fell on my butt today, it hurts like a touhy!

by krisiten September 17, 2006

touhou

A modern Japanese cult centred around the god Zun. Touhou believers usually find enlightenment in hallucinations of "bullet hell games. Currently, Touhou believers are waiting for an astrological event known as the Thirteenth Game.

Don't you try to make me join Touhou, I'm a devout atheist.

by TheOriginalPokegami September 20, 2011

Touhu

Touhu is one of the most famous rapper in Finland. He has born in 1989, but still his skills are great. One of his most legendary track is called Ateisti. All the thanks about Touhus rise in the Fame, to his loyal friend, Komu. Komu was the first man, who give opportunity to Touhu take the mic and try rap life. And the story has just begun...

All young 'n' great rappers are just like Touhu.

by Raistlin69 December 1, 2006

Touhawk

n. a toupée for people who wear a mohawk hairstyle and are loosing their hair.

After many years genetics have caught up with Mr. T, who is bald and is said to wear a touhawk.

by 2toes December 19, 2009