(text conversation)
Bill: Hey man how was the weekedn?
Greg: Awww. It was cool. Tons of vag in LV.
Bill: nfw. you hit that shit
Greg: yea, two shits at the same time
Bill: where they hurt?
Greg: tot
Bill: comon man. i'm sitting next to the gf. can't call. you gotta tell me.
Greg: fu tot
Bill: Hey man how was the weekedn?
Greg: Awww. It was cool. Tons of vag in LV.
Bill: nfw. you hit that shit
Greg: yea, two shits at the same time
Bill: where they hurt?
Greg: tot
Bill: comon man. i'm sitting next to the gf. can't call. you gotta tell me.
Greg: fu tot
by shaykaykay April 22, 2010

Acrynom for: Table of Twats
*Note that the definition for twat is used as whore
A TOT is a any table filled with whores. Usually as soon as one twat sits at a table, the TOT soon starts to build and quickly multiply.
*Note that the definition for twat is used as whore
A TOT is a any table filled with whores. Usually as soon as one twat sits at a table, the TOT soon starts to build and quickly multiply.
A random guy says: Look at that Twat sitting alone
2 Minutes Later
Same guy: Holy crap, that TOT has over 10 people
Another 2 Minutes Later
Same Guy: What the f**k, that TOT completely multiplied by 300%
2 Minutes Later
Same guy: Holy crap, that TOT has over 10 people
Another 2 Minutes Later
Same Guy: What the f**k, that TOT completely multiplied by 300%
by Tobi is teh Pwn March 30, 2009

Indonesian for 'the fuck', 'dafuq', 'dafuh'
by krupuk April 5, 2012

Polite English shorthand for the Yiddish expression "Tuchas Oyfn Tish", literally meaning "Ass on the Table". Figuratively used the mean "Put up or shut up".
by Rosethorn2 October 5, 2010

by Kip Ronald Dynamite May 13, 2005

by Jemmac September 8, 2020

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.
by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019
