tot

"tired of texting" usually texted by a person that would prefer to talk

(text conversation)

Bill: Hey man how was the weekedn?

Greg: Awww. It was cool. Tons of vag in LV.

Bill: nfw. you hit that shit

Greg: yea, two shits at the same time

Bill: where they hurt?

Greg: tot

Bill: comon man. i'm sitting next to the gf. can't call. you gotta tell me.

Greg: fu tot

by shaykaykay April 22, 2010

TOT

Acrynom for: Table of Twats
*Note that the definition for twat is used as whore

A TOT is a any table filled with whores. Usually as soon as one twat sits at a table, the TOT soon starts to build and quickly multiply.

A random guy says: Look at that Twat sitting alone

2 Minutes Later

Same guy: Holy crap, that TOT has over 10 people

Another 2 Minutes Later

Same Guy: What the f**k, that TOT completely multiplied by 300%

by Tobi is teh Pwn March 30, 2009

the tot

Indonesian for 'the fuck', 'dafuq', 'dafuh'

the tot what kind of sorcery is this?

by krupuk April 5, 2012

TOT

Polite English shorthand for the Yiddish expression "Tuchas Oyfn Tish", literally meaning "Ass on the Table". Figuratively used the mean "Put up or shut up".

Come on Manny. TOT. What's the bottom line here?

by Rosethorn2 October 5, 2010

tot

Tater tots, from the movie Napoleon dynamyte.

"Are you going to eat your tots?"

by Kip Ronald Dynamite May 13, 2005

Tot

A small stub of a penis.

"I would love to send a "tot shot" to that hot thot Tina"

by Jemmac September 8, 2020

Totting

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.

"Jimmy has been totting everybody at this party, there is going to be so much pegging!"

by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019