Tortalical

A general insult for someone you don't like

He's so tortalical

by The creator of the tortalical October 7, 2018

Kameran tortellini

The best gf ever!

“Who’s the best gf ever?”
“Kameran tortellini duhhh”

by The best girlfriend ever<3 August 4, 2021

Tootalina

When your mom farts unexpectedly.

Omg...melanie. Did u just fart? " no Ryan, it's just a little tootalina."

by Jrya March 6, 2011

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

tortilicious

What it means to be Brian Torti and all his sexual prowess

That guy with two chicks is one tortilicious kid.

by Skoobstv October 16, 2008

tortellini

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex

My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic

by Bibsmgee January 27, 2017

Totalicious

The word used to describe something that is "totally delicious", usually followed in response by "Totes."

A: Dude, that pudding was totalicious.
B: Totes.

by SlowXxXLearner November 26, 2009