torpund

Elyse's avatar in the Funhaus episode 'FORTNITE WITH CARS - H1Z1 Auto Royale Gameplay', released on 23rd of March 2018.

"What even is Torpund?"
"Ahhh, you know... he's just being Torpund".

by krisd44 April 2, 2018

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009

Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina

She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo

by nu88y December 10, 2012

blumpkin torpedo

a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.

Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.

by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011

Torpedo tube

Slang for vagina, typically used by members of the USMC

"where were you born?"
"a torpedo tube"

by shithead mcpee July 27, 2020

torpe

(adj.) Being too shy to pursue amorous desires.

"I know you like that girl/boy. Why don't you ask her out? You're so torpe!"

by red0217 July 12, 2009

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003