Tokelore

Stories about smoking weed, or adventures/misadventures had while stoned that have reached legendary status and are frequently retold at social gatherings by other weed smokers.

Sample tokelore...

Smoker1: "hey, ever heard about that guy over in Randomtown that smoked a shitload and then went walking about the college campus buck naked?"
Smoker2:"Oh yeah... didn't he even try going into a lecture?"
Smoker 3: "That guy is awesome.."

by Tokelorius April 30, 2010

Tortellini Transition

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.

Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.

by DeadassMan January 18, 2017

Tortellini dick

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.

Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"

by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019

torkelson

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.

Hey Meesh let’s Torkelson tonight!

by Dizz1e May 12, 2018

toriel

A goat mom from undertale who is hot

Toriel is hot goat mom

by Xonic Kodz June 16, 2016

torklun

synonym of stupid and ugly

Bill: OMG YOU'RE SUCH A TORKLUN

by A very highly educated person March 9, 2021

Torkild

Torkild is a person that freaks out when he i stuck offshore. It is divided into four phases:
1. Denile phase: No it is not true
2. Angry phase: Who can I blame!!
3. Sorrow phase: Everything is going down the drain
4. Acceptance phase: Well well I am stuck

Oh my god signe freaked out she did not get home in time, she almost did a Torkild

by kut1234567 June 28, 2010