Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 21, 2003

Topher

Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.

Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!

by CallMeShorty June 28, 2016

topher

some one who enjoys smoking DANK.

topher is so high right now.

by flea March 11, 2005

topher

V: To run something into the ground or fizzle out.

Johnny quit his job at ABC company to go to work for XYZ company. Shortly after , his career tophered and he was left jobless.

by Bartmanohio October 20, 2008

Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends

Wow that guy is such a topher

by Beans123456 July 21, 2019

Topher

The latest popular item that everyone will want to have for the next week and then discard it once the new topher comes out.

Guy: Dude, have you seen my new iPod?
Chick: Pfft, fuck that. Check out my new Topher!

by Drake3432 March 19, 2009

Topher

A nickname that can be used if someone's Christian name or Surname is 'Thomson'

'Yo, Topher, Fetch The Camel'

by CAPSTICK August 25, 2007