Also known at a "Topie" weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a Friday or Monday off to extend a weekend trip. They will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved Vacation time and then conveniently call in "sick" the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.
Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.
Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.
Co-worker 1: "Where is "Amber" today, is she back from her trip?"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"
Next day...
"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"
Next day...
"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"
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The capital of Kansas where it sucks so bad, that they will pay you 15,000 just to live in the crackhead city. City consist of sex trafficking, dog fighting, drug users, bad drivers, shootings. Don’t go if you don’t want to die.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Person 1: hey can you go pick up some milk?
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
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