by The Billman October 20, 2020
The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.
Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.
by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020
Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.
Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020
Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed
by iAMGorman October 20, 2020
A definition coined by recent actions of a news reporter who was caught exposing his penis during a conference call on zoom.
To expose your genitals during a zoom, or any other online video conference call.
To expose your genitals during a zoom, or any other online video conference call.
by Arty1976 October 19, 2020
I thought I'd turned off the camera for the zoom call and got caught wanking. I'm getting fired for toobin it.
by Qapla83 October 26, 2020
Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.
by bustapost October 20, 2020