tongan

The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.

TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS

Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!

Tongan Guy: Malo fred!

Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.

Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll

Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.

Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.

Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!

Tongan Guy: ....

by Hafekasi April 20, 2008

Torgasmic

A nice adjective to describe a Tori Amos induced orgasm resulting from her amazingness.

I had a torgasmic moment last night while listening to that live version of The Waitress.

by malloryyyyyyyyyyy April 1, 2008

Tongan

Tongans only make 150 000 of the seven billion people on Earth with an increasing amount of 'half casts' who interestingly do not appear Tongan. However, they have the Tongan spirit. With a population of this size, these people really are unique.
Fact: Captain James Cook labelled Tonga as the friendly islands.

You have to meet a Tongan to understand.

by MadBaggage February 25, 2012

pecker tongs

Your filthy, digusting hands.

Keep your pecker tongs off of my tater tots!

by jeff74033 April 21, 2008

bacon tongs

–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).

2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.

"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."

"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."

by Rigz June 26, 2007

cock tongs

results when a man fails to wash his filthy cock hands after going to the bathroom at a buffet restaraunt. he then touches the disgusting cock-infested door handle before proceeding to the food line, thereby passing off the cockage to the tongs which oftentime get dropped into the food, resulting in 20 cock chicken or other delights.

"get those filthy cock tongs away from my food, or i will beat you with them."

by sharon, ricky's bitch September 30, 2006

Tonga

Strongest and fearless but the most friendly nation you'll come by in the pacific. Ancient times when warriors of Tonga traveled by kalia, or canoe, with armies conquering a wide area of Polynesia, from Rotuma in the west to Niue in the east, including much of Samoa.

tonga took over samoa, niue, and the list go on. anit no pacific nation stronger.

by Paulah SEL-C Hopoi August 29, 2005