Tomite

It means brand new this very night.

Mike said tosh.0 is on tomite.

by The Quite Somber Wekk July 9, 2010

Tombed

Used to describe the feeling associated with Kratom. Gained traction in the NoVA area in early 2018 by its creator “CJ“.

Adam: Why are you smiling at the ceiling?
CJ: Man, I am stupendously TOMBED.

by The Ugly Barnikles October 19, 2020

Tommemi

Hot hilarious and such a fair maiden/lad

Best mutual to have on TikTok

Follow them now
Also I love you if you’re seeing this

Me: DO YOU KNOW TOMMEMI?
dumb person: no who is that?
Me: THE BEST PERSON ON TIKTOK DUH

by Tommemi is bae <3 April 26, 2021

tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it

person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"

by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023

Tomek

A rare form of high-quality human. Normally comes from the best country known as Poland.

Jake: Whoah! Why does that guy have a glow of gold around his body
Ju-Kyung: Oh, that's just Tomek. He's awesome.
Jake: Definetly understand...

by Shnoiv February 22, 2010

Tomdemort

A term used to casually describe fanfiction about Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter books as a teenager/Hogwarts graduate. It is a portmanteaux of his real name 'Tom' and crafted name 'Voldemort'.

"Omg, I love Tomdemort. He is so evil and sexy in this fanfic I am reading."

by Rina Lam October 9, 2011

La Tolteca

Mexican restuarant the nerds at the Army Research Lab love to lunch at. Twelve nerdlings go to lunch and then have the balls to demand seperate checks. They love La Tolteca so much they visit the Aberdeen and Churchville locations in the same week. Diarrhea ensues.

Erik, 'We gotta go to La Tolteca today so I can get my card punched for my free lunch on friday.'

Erik, 'Let's go to La Tolteca today for lunch so I can make stinky dog farts at Erin's house tonight.'

by Erin, the greatest woman alive May 10, 2011