TFTB

"Thanks For The Boner" a term used to appreciate a sexy sexy woman (or man, whatever) who is so hot walking down the street she gives you a massive erection.

Hey, Angelina Jolie, TFTB!

by wickeddukeIV January 21, 2009

totB

an acronym standing for "too old to bang". Refers to an older person that may be attractive but is in no way a milf/dilf.

Pronunciation: tot-bee.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see the cans on that cougar over there?
Bro 2: Yeah, but she looks old enough to be my mom.
Bro 1: totB?
Bro 2: totB.

by thelololagist July 7, 2011

TO4TB

Acronym for Tits Out For The Boys.

Jenny was walking down the street with her cleavage showing so James and his mates yelled out "TO4TB" and Jenny flashed them.

by JaydnGage November 27, 2010

Toft master

Someone who has gained the competence to achieve 100% on the toft exercise and can now go by the name, 'toft master'

I dont think you should touch that, you should leave it to the toft master...

by joe meek October 5, 2010

Toft's Ice Cream

The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.

"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"

"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"

by OhioGorl February 22, 2022

TOTB

An acronym for Tuna On Toasted Bagel. One of the greatest meals of all-time. The warm and slightly toasted bagel combines with the tuna to create a savory explosion of awesomeness that is unmatched in the food domain. It has created a small cult of TOTBers. TOTB 4EVA

Emily and Steven enjoyed their TOTBs with every bite. They loved it so much that they kept making more TOTB until they died and went to TOTB heaven.

by I LOVE FOOD April 13, 2010

Tofty

To be good or to do a good thing

"He seems nice"
"Yeah he's a tofty bloke"

"That sandwich was tasty"
"Yeah this is a tofty place"

by prof.tofty July 14, 2013