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Tommy the Towel

Hotel guest that orders up extra amenities (shampoo, lotion, or towels) to his room. When delivered by housekeeper, the guest comes out of the bathroom, drops towel covering himself and chases housekeeper around the room naked.
Housekeeper to GM: "Sir, I just delivered 5 bottles of extra lotion to room 563 and the man came out of the bathroom, dropped his towel and chased me around the room naked".

GM to Hotel Employee: "Well sweetheart.....you got Tommy the Towel'd"!!
by urbigbrother June 11, 2011
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Know where your towel is

To be a really together person. Any person who can struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where their towel is is clearly a person to be reckoned with.
Man, you really know where your towel is!
by oh, no-one really August 29, 2010
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fuck towel

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.
I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.
by fluffy June 17, 2006
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throw in the towel

To quit.

This phrase comes from boxing. When a boxer is too beat up to continue, his coach throws a towel into the ring to signal that the fight is over.
1) The company threw in the towel after losing all of its major customers.

2) Mike 'Boom Boom' DeNola threw in the towel after three rounds. He'll probably have to spend a few days in the hospital, followed by a long convalescence in Miami.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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Topeling

to park one's car at an angle but still being in the lines
Dude that's some epic topeling right there, i don't think you could be any more croocked
by Prophet pj August 2, 2010
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Squirt Towel

A towel used to consume squirt material
Shit! Bitch, squirt on the squirt towel not the pillows.
by The Squirt Towel Master November 18, 2013
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Italian Dish Towel

An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.
"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."
by the_bush_hammer February 20, 2014
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