I don't wanna eat ur toenut
by Somebody Unkown July 3, 2016
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Get the tonite mug.Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.
“yo did you see that video of that super hot sexy Toenitheu Jesus man sucking some squirrels nuts?”
“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”
“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”
by penisloverxoxo26 November 22, 2021
Get the Toenitheu Jesus mug.Teenitch is one teenager 13-19 years of age.
Teenitches is more then one teenager
13-19 years of age.
who act like a (bit*h/es, rude, irritating,
incesitive, maddening, often disrespectful and selfish, typically a giant pain in ones ass)
Teenitches is more then one teenager
13-19 years of age.
who act like a (bit*h/es, rude, irritating,
incesitive, maddening, often disrespectful and selfish, typically a giant pain in ones ass)
ADULT: "Great here come the Teenitches last time they were in here they made mess".
ADULT: "What a teenitch. Did you hear how so was talking to me"?
Teenitch or Teenitches
ADULT: "What a teenitch. Did you hear how so was talking to me"?
Teenitch or Teenitches
by LosMolinas June 12, 2018
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