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toe jam football 

to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom
Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!
toe jam football by onenut April 29, 2003
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Toe Jam Ram 

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious
Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.
Toe Jam Ram by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

Toe Jam Slam

The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.
"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"
Toe Jam Slam by BonglordBen November 4, 2023

Toe Jam Paste 

The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast
Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"
Toe Jam Paste by eeeeees bitch March 17, 2024

toe jam slip n' slide

when you ejaculate in between toes (specifically dirty ones containing dirt in between) and start thrusting your penis between the toes.
me and my buddy just did the ole toe jam slip n' slide in your bedroom last night

camel toe jam 

left over jizz from the night before
check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before
camel toe jam by Mark July 31, 2004

Shower toe jam

Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.
"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."
Shower toe jam by goatsniffer January 18, 2008