Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Worn out todger

When a man has had a large amount of children to the point his todger has likely worn out.

Wow Feodor Vassilyev must have a worn out todger!

by Cheez 🧀 February 20, 2021

Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

by Danielgotremarkt July 04, 2024

Todger Whip

Slap someone wit ya meat

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you

by LilUziVertYeaaaa August 19, 2024

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Tewksbury Todger

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.

She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!

by stroodlemc March 13, 2024

todger

A monitor in a PC gaming setup

1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."

by Blunkay June 14, 2024