A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003

by Cheez 🧀 February 20, 2021

by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024

by rockin_hard February 4, 2023

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.
by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

by EarlyBird1 May 27, 2025

See whiskey dick.
A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.
A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.
“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”
“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”
“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”
by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023
