Hot Toddy

A Hot Toddy is when some gives you a blowjob, but prior to doing so, they ingested something spicy, (like buffalo wings, for example). It hurts really bad, and you usually scream "HOT TODDY!" when it happens. It can also be when someone gives you a handjob after coming into contact with a sensitive-skin irritant, like chili flakes. Sometimes it's an accident, but sometimes they know it'll hurt you and they do it anyway to be a bad person.

Person 1: "Ok ready?"

Person 2: "Yeah go for it. Oh yes. YESSSS... Hey wait a minute.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT TODDY! HOT TODDY! OW! OW! OW! GODDAMMIT RINSE YOUR MOUTH OUT NEXT TIME, OR BETTER YET LAY OFF THE BUFFALO WINGS!"

by Suckmytoes_77 August 9, 2022

toddball

That awesomely weird dude named Todd that you see once in a blue moon.

"That dude Todd is such a weirdo!"
"I know, he's a total Toddball!"

by Todball February 5, 2018

sizzurp hot toddy

tea, honey, lemon, whiskey and promethazine with codeine

"I was feeling sick today so I made myself a sizzurp hot toddy."

"Why am I using detox tea in my sizzurp hot toddy?"

by jellyfish_ass March 30, 2013

Toddy

A golfer who calls upon supernatural levels of luck, see also bandit

Wow, good shot but the Toddy bounce helped you, AGAIN!

by Jdub71981 June 10, 2018

Toddy

Toddy
Tod-ee
-noun
A dual-sided, anti-microbial, micro-fiber smart cloth produced by the Toddy Gear company that is used to clean touch screen devices such as the iPhone, iPad, Android, PSP, Nintendo DS and other high resolution, high gloss screens.

Plural: Toddys

-verb
to Toddy
the act of cleaning an electronic device with a Toddy Smart Cloth.

The Toddy removes smudges and is a smart and stylish way to clean, polish and connect with your favorite tech gear.

I used my Toddy to clean my iPhone}.

I just Toddied my screen so you will be able to see it clearly.

by EMERGMED November 22, 2010

hotty toddy

The most annoying, pointless cheer ever created for a college football team! It only makes sense if you have been drunk since 6am and are surrounded by a group of snooty, stuck up, spoiled rotten white kids.

If they do that fucking Hotty Toddy one more time while LSU is kicking there asses, i'm gonna shoot myself!

Hotty Toddy gosha mighty we are really suck! Hey! Flim flam bim bam were too drunk too give a fuck!

by secfootballfan September 5, 2006

Toddcake

Toddcakes are essentially pancakes and similar to Tomcakes only not quite as good. They are still made with love and contain different fillings.

That Toddcakes was almost as good as the Tomcakes yesterday morning.

by DomTom365 June 18, 2016