toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.

"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz

by mattersy January 28, 2004

toast

A food superior to all other foods. Especially bread.
I mean, bread goes in a toaster and comes out toast!

(Girl): TOAST IS AMAZING!

(Boy): What's so great about it?

(Girl): ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!?

*Girl hits boy repeatedly in the head with electrical cord*

by Emmaleehh December 09, 2007

toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats

-you know what i mean?
-toast.

by wiper blade December 16, 2007

toast

A game played between a group of men where, in a circle, they all masterbate on a piece of toast. last person to jizz has to eat the toast.

"Hey, you guys wanna play toast?"

by rockandrollmcdonalds October 02, 2006

toast

a word used my your friends to describe how drunk you are to the rest of your friends

*Steph drinking lots again*
Sara: Steph's TOAST!

by mike04 January 02, 2006

toast

only the most beastly thing in the world! it hot...literally

burnt toast is hottttt

by xx4xx May 11, 2008

toast

Totally
Obnoxious
Annoying
Senseless
Thread

A thread on a forum that has become doomed due to excessive spam, flaming, or general idiocy. Unlike spam, toast referst to an entire thread, rather than an individual post or series of posts.

I had a good thread going but then some jackoff started flaming and now it's toast.

by El Fredo March 07, 2005