toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Toad Stool

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

by Starlight187 July 8, 2010

Foadstool

An alternative to the acronym "foad" meaning "fuck off and die."

N00b: I'm uber 1337 l0lz
1337: Foadstool.

by Mr Salek August 21, 2006

Oh shiitake toadstools

Oh shiitake toadstools is another way of saying oh shiitake mushrooms. It is also anyone anonymous that follows rule 34.

Oh shiitake toadstools. Anonymous person is searching the pokemon sucking gardevoir on sucking duckduckgo.

by Eren Yeeter December 15, 2020

toastrology

The anatomy of a toaster in which you want to have sex with it. Once you finally identify yourself as a wet hot toaster. Have fun kids ;) gotta blast.

The toastrology of that wet hot ass sexy ass gorgeous ass toaster is some hot shit mate. Gotta blast!

by Fatassgottablast May 25, 2016