Toucansexual

A sexuality made up by a right-wing libtard destroying youtuber Hunter Avallone, to mock leftist SJW's making up orientations.

I'm toucansexual and the fact that there is no T for it in LGBTQ triggers me!

Toucansexual by Pog_Wog2 April 7, 2019

Crazy Toucan 

When a woman is jacking two guys off (on the side) and sucking a guy off in the front thus creating the image of a crazy tucan

I took part in quite possibly the best crazy toucan ever

Crazy Toucan by Flounder10000 August 13, 2008

TouMAN 

A type of manly that exceeds unluckiness and too dense to feel romance. TouMAN is a man who were unintended to build a harem from his works, charm and aura. Named after Touma, the most unlucky man in the world who gets 9,000+ clones, psychics, holy women and even a sadistic boy fall for his charms.

UNLUCKY BASTARD!

Dante is a TouMAN. He collects girls everywhere he goes.

TouMAN by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Tourango 

A Tourango is an asexual being.

Do earth worms have sex to make babies? No son, they're Tourangos.

Tourango by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009

Tourangoed

1) To be cock-blocked by a socially inept retard.

or

2) To compensate for one's lack of social skills with extreme, unnecessary racism.

Hey man, I was hitting on a hot chick at the club and got totally tourangoed.

Tourangoed by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009

toucan sam 

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh

Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now

Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye

toucan sam by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

lazy toucan 

Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.

...and with one final blast of flatulence, we had ourselves a lazy toucan.

lazy toucan by MrWorkout February 10, 2006