Twirp

A celebrity or just plain douche that uses twitter very little to join the fad and calls them self a nerd or a geek for using twitter and then laughs it off thus amusing them self and insulting nerds, geeks, and the whole serious twitter community all at the same time. Often are Twits anyway.
A Twirp commonly brings up the fact they use twitter at inappropriate times to make themselves feel hip and interesting. sometimes, Twirps are older cougars trying to feel young, only too look like an bitchy old chick

Joe: Dude, you know that old cougar whos at the bar all the time got a twitter?
Bob: Yeah man, she said she was a nerd cuz she like twatted once!
Joe: Damn what an old, dried up Twirp!

by curlykickass June 25, 2009

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One who commences to excessive and overly audible flatulence in a public facility for his/her own gratification.

I was taking a shit in stall number two, but much to my dismay, there was a twirp in stall number three who farted loudly all throughout my stay.

by Rob-Rizzle December 28, 2005

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tirpakism

Any Term, phrase, or verbage that is used to disrupt the balance of the human equillibrium on a daily basis.

"Hey, buddy, did you see the guy chasing the 3 legged rabbit while trying to set butterfly's on fire with road flares (a true tirpakism)."

by Silversurfer5242 December 11, 2006

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tirpaking

The act of sticking ones penis in the hole of his favorite video game.

I was going over my friends house to play some cod but when I got there I saw him tirpaking in his room. Needless to say I was disgusted and thus returned home.

by Giggitybob82 January 28, 2014

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