Telemundo Edition

A Hispanic edition of virtually any item available.

Jeff: Do you have Call Of Duty?
Jose: Nah, well, just the Telemundo Edition.
Jeff: Oh

by EmersonH September 29, 2009

Teemo

you think the bombs from ww2 and hitlers time were fucking op then you have never seen a fucking piece of shit teemo who ruins everything.

Teemo main: hi im a teemo main
every fucking league of legends player: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

im a teemo main and i need to kill myself

by i hate teemo April 18, 2021

telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

TELEMENTATION

The art of altering reality through your deepest level of conciousness ("Feeling mass"), a variation of the law of attraction, with the exception that it actually works.

Telementation is the art of Creating an event or physical object, manifesting a desired outcome in your life or in the life of others (can only be used for positive things and never contradict free will, (well you could try and see for yourself what the consequenses are..)

by Noh D.Bates October 26, 2011

Telemarketers

Annoying as all hell.

Telemarketer: Hello. Are you interested in-
You: No, sorry. I'm not interested
Note; Telemarketers only understand the 'interested' of this sentence.
Tele: Well howa 'bout a nice, comfy-
You (more agitated): No. Sorry but-
Tele: Would you like to subscribe to-
You (bursts): NO I WOULD NOT. YOU CAN GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S BALLS AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!

by SmilinStan December 9, 2009

theemu

that's that ridge talk. popularized by

the late great Bris aka Bristheemu. can be added to any word for emphasis. LLB RIP TrickyDanceMoves

ay cj said u can call him ctheemu from now on. we need more heemtheemu. who got the firetheemu?

by Gnartheemu April 4, 2021

Telemanjaro

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".

1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.

by Mungeezy September 1, 2009