crazier than a fish with titties

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

by Ebonyks August 20, 2007

Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Flapjack Titties

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

by _viper_ May 13, 2014

Tittie Lockdown

Tittie Lockdown is the situation that takes place when you can no longer control yourself because the bitches are controlling you with their tittie powers.

Marc: Yo i've been trying to tell that bitch off for so long.

Andy: Why haven't you?

Marc: Bitch got me on Tittie Lockdown.

by Marc519 December 7, 2009

Niagara Titties

The condition that occurs when a woman belly extends past her flapjack boobs. The boobs then appear to be cascading over the belly like water over Niagara Falls.

Damn, Did you see that bitch's Niagara titties spill all over the place.

by El Jeffe de Chicago January 30, 2009

tic tac titties

when its really cold, and your nipples get super hard, theyre like tic tacs. pretty much self-explanitory!

it's so fuckin' cold i got tic tac titties!

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

kitties titties

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.

Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

by Shanley deacon June 15, 2014