Skip to main content

dirty tithing

Only putting the penis in the butthole 10% of the way…

This is a tip of the hat to the Mormon tithing of 10% of one’s income doing directly to the church.
Sally is walking pretty good after the night she had with Steve. He must have given her a dirty tithing.
by Nasty Germ January 14, 2023
mugGet the dirty tithing mug.

twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."
by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009
mugGet the twitching dolphin mug.

Twitching

Twitter-bitching. Bitching on Twitter. Using Twitter to complain.
"Hi tweeps. Please forgive my last tweet. I'm just twitching."
or
"OMG! Did you see Michael and Leah's tweets last night? They were twitching back and forth!!"
by Jragyn January 21, 2010
mugGet the Twitching mug.

BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.
mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia
mugGet the BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE mug.

Twitching

when someone is streaming you on Twitch or you appear on a Twitch stream
'Yo that guy is twitching me'
by tHe kNoWiNg All September 24, 2016
mugGet the Twitching mug.

eyebrow twitching

If your eyebrow starts twitching, your face will begin to go numb and start deforming. You need to consult a doctor for it may be only a short time before it starts to deform. It's also very contagious.
Friend: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Me: "My eyebrow's been twitching"
Friend: "Get away from me! I don't want it. You've probably got that new disease called the eyebrow twitching"
by Yeyassss December 12, 2013
mugGet the eyebrow twitching mug.

Twitching

Using a Twitter account to snitch on people.
Chris Brown was totally twitching on Lil Wayne about the New Years Eve party violence.
by MascoUtah January 7, 2010
mugGet the Twitching mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email