kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Kindergarten crush

When you like someone so much, you want their penis in your vagina.

Hallie has a kindergarten crush on Thomas, that’s why she teases him so much!!

by JessJones25 October 27, 2020

kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.

squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up

by Dat Man Greg November 25, 2015

Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021

Kindergartener

A 4 or 5 year old child in Elementary school who is a trend hopper, and ''Likes and watches anime''. And pretend to be Japanese.

OMGG TODOWOKI SOOOO CUTTE SOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIII - Emily ( Quikryy totally not a Kindergartener )

by Super Idol Chicken Noodle Soup December 15, 2021

Kindergartener

A person who goes to Kindergarten, typically a 5 or 6-year-old.

Max is a kindergartener.

by Koria Cousley December 30, 2022

busted a kindergarten

When you're doing someone from behind and you pull out and redo their back with enough droplets of semen to be compared to a kindergarten of students. In total the semen should equate to about half a gallon.

So I was banging this girl from behind doing her right and I felt a perfect storm of semen busting through my crotch, and in spur of the moment I busted a kindergarten on her back and weighed her down so much I had to scrape it off with a shovel to free her. RIGHTEOUS!

by BigDick74 September 6, 2014