Satanic Theology

A field of study based on spiritual satanism That studies satan as thought of in spiritutal satanism and his relation to humans ect.

John is studying satanic theology.

by Deep blue 2012 May 19, 2010

tampology

the study of tampons, usually studied by women and children from birth to age 30. There is also a university called the university of tampology located on jupiter.

I went to the university of tampology.

by clearasday April 22, 2015

Tomology

Tomology is the cult surrounding the one and only Tom Jenner, the best photography lecturer (not teacher) ever to exist. He is a man of many talents including sining the theme song to Peppa Pig. He is the greatest man to ever exist and that’s just straight up facts

Boy 1: I love Tom Jenner. I want to join Tomology

Boy 2: Me too let’s do it

Boy 1: Ugh we are such Sluts for Tomology

Boy 2: Such Whores

by Ayoissamebitch January 29, 2021

Theology class with Mrs. Maraglino

Gives frees when you ask

Theology Class with Mrs. Maraglino gives frees.

by donald j duck April 22, 2021

taeology

The study of taehyung’s habit of posting shirt-less, above shoulder, selcas/selfies. It is studied in order to cause a frenzy on Twitter, weverse and other social media platforms.

Hoseok has began his degree in taeology this morning.

by dbgloss December 11, 2021

Theology

Yeah, that's a pretty egregious conflation of ontology and theology.

Hym "Yeah, see... My problem with theology is that it posits the assertion that life is a morality test designed by a guy... Who gave us the answers TO the test... And now all we have to do is use the answers he gave us... TO the test HE GAVE US... So that it doesn't have to burn us forever... For not using the correct answers... That he gave us 2000 years ago... In an act of DIRECT DIALOGUE...

With a guy who died 2000 years ago... And this guy is the last and ONLY guy to have ever spoken to it... But I also shouldn't worry about it... Because I am inherently guilty... While SIMULTANEOUSLY preemptively forgiven... And that means NOT that I won't be burned forever... But that it wasn't going to forgive the inherent guilt (at first)... But NOW it IS going to do that... So, I WAS going to burn forever initially... But it changed it's mind... And now... As long as I just shut up and use the test answers I was given... It won't burn me forever... Instead of the thing it was GOING to burn me forever for... Initially... The inherent guilt I mean... Which is not a thing I ACTUALLY DID... But a thing some dumb bitch who doesn't do what she's told did... And her doing THAT is somehow cosmicly makes ME guilty of the thing SHE did... But not anymore because we murdered the test-guy... Which is what we were supposed to do... As part of the test... And I also have to do weird breeding rituals... And the guy gets to murder me once and how well I receive it determines whether or not I'm burned alive forever. It deliberately wastes .0000-01 of an eternity that you will never get back and then it sends a semi-sentient teeth torpedo at you and shreds the flesh from your skeleton. And this is what I should both serve and worship. That's your theology."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Tinology

The science of studying how tins react, adapt and interact with their surroundings.

"I recently acquired a master degree in Tinology," says Tintin

by ppapbumbum November 14, 2023