A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety
Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
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by MissionDoll November 11, 2004
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A small but really nice ass
It's really curvy and you just have lust for it.
Or when a girl just wears really tight skinny jeans that you can see her asscrack through them.
It's really curvy and you just have lust for it.
Or when a girl just wears really tight skinny jeans that you can see her asscrack through them.
by Niceazz September 22, 2009
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by Drew Gray December 28, 2005
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Matt: Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tonight? We're going to get so wasted!
Jack: No thanks, what if we get in trouble!
Matt: Whatever. Stop being such a tight ass.
Jack: No thanks, what if we get in trouble!
Matt: Whatever. Stop being such a tight ass.
by Missouri March 18, 2008
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