Akula The Tigershark

A furry who hates Major Cloog and also writes poorly videos. (Not tryna hate)

EX: Is that, Akula The Tigershark?

by tutorialnlost November 22, 2022

tigerstripe

When human fecal matter is left in a striping pattern within a toilet bowl. This phenomena occurs when especially cantankerous shits don’t want to go down without a fight, they want to leave their mark. Egg sandwiches have been known to increase the frequency of these beautiful and mysterious wonders.

"Bro, did you see the tigerstripe in there? It's a fucking masterpiece on porcelain…"

"Is that the Virgin Mary?"

"Damn straight."

"I like the way you work."

by brosof1580 August 23, 2010

tigosaurus

What was thought to be an extinct species after the Paleozoic era, the Tigosaurus lures in it's thirsty prey with its milk filled dino-jugs. Known for their calcium enriched, vitamin fortified biproduct, the Tigosaurus is used by UNICEF to feed the malnourished in Africa.

Hey mom! Fuck a moon bounce, I want a Tigosaurus at my birthday party!

by IU2015 August 14, 2011

Tigershark

In online dating, the opposite of a catfish. It is when the person you meet from an online source actually turns out better looking in person. Sometimes so much that their pictures don't look like them but instead of leaving, you stay.

Girl: Hey how was your date with that guy from tinder?
Other girl: It was actually pretty good. I was worried because his pictures were kind of meh. But he was a total tigershark in person. I'm seeing him again tonight.

by Bangme99 March 31, 2019

tigerfarm

a farm containing tigers, some of whihc can talk.

"Wanna come to the tiger farm and get some action!"

by Cazzabee January 31, 2005

Tigershtrom

the act of shtroming a tiger, also called stroking. a Tigershtrom is a very dangerous act that no one who is not a trained professional or jewish should attempt.

Ashley: I'm thinking about pulling a tigershtrom at the zoo.
Sophie: You're lucky you're Jewish.

by mustachingandmeowing July 27, 2010

Tigershark

A person who has become so skilled in catfishing that they have become a threat, they swindle money out of people, steal people accounts, credit card information, and drive people who were closely involved in the relationship into a huge depression,etc

Tigershark: I'm gonna go catfishing a bit wanna watch a master at work?
Friend: dude that's not even catfishing anymore that's a straight up tigershark

Tigershark: really?
Friend: yeah you fuck people's lives up sometimes

by Bananyanners April 19, 2018