titting arsemonkeys

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

Tafting

The act of slapping your lips together when eating.

Quit tafting your lips on that drumstick, I can't hear the television!

by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021

Ass-titting

The process of touching anothers ass with your lady parts.

“I got ass-titted so hard yesterday!”
“Wow you sure like people ass-titting you.”

by kkvantas June 7, 2014

Free-titting

The act of going around without wearing a bra.

I don’t want to wear my bra to the store. I think I’ll Go free-titting!

by Suzyq46 August 21, 2019

snow tiffing

Snow tiffing is when you lie to your friends about being a clean sober person and over exaggerating everything you did to get clean but your actually a fucking coke head

You can tell that bitch is snow tiffing hard

by wowmom_101 April 2, 2021

are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

Tifying

When a child tells a parent that they are doing something, for example a chore, when instead they are actually doing something else.

Derived from Tidying; to tidy, this came from a keyboard mistake, as the D and F are adjacent on qwerty keyboards

"Yes Dad, I am tidying my room" actually I'm Tifying! on the internet

by pipk62 May 3, 2008