thurstonitis

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

by Eric Selador January 8, 2010

Thurstonian

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.

Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!

by The Iranian January 15, 2009

thorston

A short but nice person also as some slight anger issues but over all a nice person

Girl 1 thorston Is short

Girl 2 but he is so nice

by Billthebong February 15, 2022

Thurstan

Best person loves his friends and he is really cool and has a great girlfriend

Thurstan is funny and he is weird

by Thurstan October 8, 2018

Stirring the thurstan

common synonym: putting the thurstan on the spit
refers to the vigorous fucking of a small thustan in the mouth and ass by two larger men

are you gonna help us when we start stirring the thurstan

by Dankmemer69dagfjsgf October 18, 2018

thurstan

A guy, that has very little English and is fugly

Such as someone who has come overseas or someone who doesn't speak to people often enough

Girl1-Did you see that guy over there?
Girl2- I think he might be a THURSTAN

by DarkLol May 6, 2015

Thurstonize

I sit around and play mario brothers with all your siblings and flirt with the mail women naked for about 4 hours.

Yo dawg, u wanna go thurstonize after school.

yo thats hot, i just thurstonized with my mail man.

by Ray Halpin March 9, 2004