Thurstonize

I sit around and play mario brothers with all your siblings and flirt with the mail women naked for about 4 hours.

Yo dawg, u wanna go thurstonize after school.

yo thats hot, i just thurstonized with my mail man.

by Ray Halpin March 9, 2004

Thurston

A father of usually 3. A woman beater. A cheater and liar. Do not trust a Thurston. He will ruin your life.

He hit her, that's why they call him Thurston.

by SchlongKing1992 May 28, 2020

thurston

Thurston is the type of person that would beam you with a ball then go hide in the corner of the gym. he also talks to a lot of girls but no one knows who he likes🤔 he's a very caring person and everyone needs a Thurston in their life.

"is Thurston gay?"
"I think so."

by kalebsfye November 23, 2021

Thurston

Thurston is a very dramatic manchild. Will cry over anything, especially when he steps on the ground with the wrong foot. Probably got dropped on the head as a baby.

“Look at that Baby”
“I know right, He’s pulling a Thurston!”

by x_jessluvsyou_x August 16, 2023

Tyler Thurston

Tyler thurston is the man you want to be around, he can be a crackhead at times, is hands are protective. and he loves his brother Demetrius.

Yo tyler thurston you been shmokin?

by BigDee123 September 29, 2019

Richard John Thurston Jones

A group of words describing something that is boring, or bland

This movie is so Richard John Thurston Jones

by borrisballpit476 May 14, 2025