Thunderstorm

When you lie on the ground while multiple girls squirt all over you.

Got caught in a thunderstorm out behind the 7 eleven last night.

by Jason Neis April 7, 2017

Transylvanian Thunderstorm

Farting in someone's face (thunder), biting them in the neck (lightning striking), then peeing on the wound and their face (the torrential rain).

Transylvanian Thunderstorm

"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."

---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"

--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???

by streamofthoughts May 13, 2011

rotten thunderstorm

a series of loud flatulations (farts) that smell really bad

Tom: *farts*
Ron: Dude that was loud...and reeks!
Tom: *farts*
Ron: You need to stop, thats nasty!
Tom: Sorry man, i had beans for lunch. *farts*
Ron: I didn't know a rotten thunderstorm was in the forecast.

by 2much2do March 14, 2008

Seattle Thunderstorm

The act of exploding liquid diarrhea on a partner's chest while urinating uncontrollably all over their face while their mouth is open.

I didn't know I had a Seattle Thunderstorm brewing when i took her home last night, boy was she surprised!

by THEgRAPE-briGAYde69 August 22, 2017

Severe thunderstorm

One mighty storm that causes euphoria.

A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

asian thunderstorm

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.

Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

by Mike Cannon May 24, 2004

Mexican Thunderstorm

After eating a spicy mexican dinner, you spray your resulting diarrhea on your date's chest and face.

I told Janine I didn't like burritos but she made them for dinner anyway. So later that night I gave her a Mexican Thunderstorm and blew the place up.

by Manny the Mexican September 11, 2006