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Thristy Cowboy

The cupping hand posture similar to a thristy cowboy drinking out of a river, but instead the hand cups the genitals of either sex.
"Seth looked like he was taking a long drink of water with that thirsty cowboy move on Tara."

"Did that guy just give you the thristy cowboy on the dance floor?!"
by DezNutsTsNuts April 20, 2009
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thristy

A neologic portmanteau of the words thrifty and thirsty intended pejoratively to describe a person who is thirsty but too cheap or poor to purchase a beverage. Transitively extrapolated to denote a person who experiences a tremendous gravity towards free shit.
"I'm so thristy I've been taking my subway cup back for refills all week."

Person a: "Did you come to my wedding just for the open bar?"
Person b:"Naw. I'm not THAT thristy. I also figured there'd be at least a few miserably desperate girls here."
by shipwrek December 21, 2010
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thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated
Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"
by Swift December 13, 2003
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Thristy Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.
The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008
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Thrifty Thursday

Thursday before payday, when everyone is broke.
-"Hey, you wanna grab a drink after work?"
-"I can't, it's Thrifty Thursday."

-"Whatcha got for lunch?"
-"Nothing but a squished ham and cheese sandwich from home. It's Thrifty Thursday."
by ssseven February 26, 2010
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Thristy

It's where people like to stick their wrist in to risky situations. Most of the time it's sexual related stuff like a vagina or anus.
"My fucking god Richard! I really would like to get thristy with you tonight my lil' ginger asian babe. <3"
by Ginger Justice July 12, 2016
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triptychnessocity

If I didn't have my triplet siblings, my world would lose its triptychnessocity.
by Ajabah July 30, 2008
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