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Threadtard

One who disrupts the pace, ryhthm and progress of a Facebook thread by means of their insipid, irrelevant or offensive comments.

A person who by virtue of their lack of wit or perception, inability to grasp sacrcasm or innuendo or refusal to add meaningful or interesting commentary, can single-handedly bring a successfully flowing thread to a brake-squealing halt.
Allison: That was some funny shit that got posted last night!
Rhonda: Yeah, until that threadtard jumped in and sent the whole thing spiraling into the crapper.
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Gina: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Doofus: That's from Dirty Dancing!
Allison: No shit, Threadtard!
by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010
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Threadripper

A asstronomic fart by Amd’s Lisa su, mistanken for a Brand lining by the advertising departementet .
Lisa su: hey, you scientist man. You want to see what i been working on, come closer. I call it the threadripper! *BRAAAWK!*

Scientist: aw! Jesus Lisa, What did you eat, raw roadkill possom?! Damn, and the third time this week to!
by Jallaballa October 10, 2020
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threadception

on Twitter, when you find multiple threads within the same thread, especially threads in the comments by other users; commenting, answering, or responding to the original thread.
Wow a thread in a thread! is this a threadception?
by BIG__Brother7 February 5, 2024
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Threadjack

Definition:

To hijack the engagement arc of a social media thread—usually via a high-impact comment that pulls attention, likes, and replies away from the original post. A threadjacker shifts gravitational focus, often triggering Screenshattin attempts and clout siphoning.
“He dropped one line and threadjacked the whole post—now everyone’s replying to him instead of the original video.”
by Wordwrecker September 2, 2025
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Threadcast

No mic, no problem - we’ll just do a threadcast"
by NeonHotski September 12, 2025
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Mr. threadneck

A redneck who goes to a city school and has a reputation of miss spelling words. This person playes video games and rides four wheelers. A person who has a butterfly knife and talks about it way too much, they run with their head first:) This person is super hick but is real fun.
"Do you like Mr. threadneck?"
"what?"
"I meant to say redneck"
"your such a hick!"
by fattywithaskinnybody March 13, 2009
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