Thoraboo

Thoraboos hold a romanticized view of Viking Age cultures, idealizing violence, rugged manliness, Viking-esque leather clothing, and neo-Pagan religions while ignoring the realities of Viking Age Norse culture and that of modern Scandinavians.

Hey did you see that guys runic tattoos? they're filled with inaccuracies.
Yeah probably some Thoraboo.

by KaffiKall July 13, 2020

Ho-thority

Ho-thority (alternate spellings: Hothority, h0th0r1ty, etc.) n.

1) The power that a woman posseses in regards to her control over her man.
2) The authority that comes with being a ho.

Uses:

a) I'm going to bust out my ho-thority on your ass.
b) My ho-thority is not to be messed with.
c) Respect my ho-thority.


Of course, this could also be used as an adverb, adjective, verb, and pretty much anything else. Examples:

She just ho-thoritied his ass.
She ho-thoritively kicked his nuts in.
His ho-thorititative wife made him a pussy.

by Zvidun March 21, 2004

I blame thor

A common phrase used when trying to find a scapegoat for an unfortunate event.

Fusion ; Who did a poopie on the carpet?!

TheDon ; I BLAME THOR!

by A_Spec October 16, 2006

thorbjorning

The verb thorbjorning means to give someone their reward before they have accomplished what they set out to do. The verb was originally coined by New York Times columnist Yoni Brenner in 2009, when Thorbjørn Jagland, a Norwegian politician and chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama for his good intentions rather than any actual accomplishments. The deadline for nominations for the prize was only 11 days after Obama was sworn in as President. Thorbjørn Jagland was ridiculed for his decision and described as a fool by politicians like Alexander Downer and much of the world press, and the award as an embarassment to Obama. In the past Jagland was also often ridiculed in Norway for his statements and actions, including his ultimatum that his cabinet would resign if his party received less than 36.9% of the popular vote in 1997, which it subsequently did, and quotes like "We will come again, yes, we are here already", "We put the foot down and stand on it" and "I usually don't look backwards, nor do i look forward".

He's thorbjorning, he gave her an award before she had accomplished anything.

by Faller F December 5, 2009

Thobe

An ankle-length robe with long sleeves worn by some Arab men.

Today I will wear a thobe

by Neflibata August 30, 2018

thorbjorning

The verb thorbjorning means to give someone their reward before they have accomplished what they set out to do. The verb was originally coined by New York Times columnist Yoni Brenner in 2009, when Thorbjørn Jagland, a Norwegian politician and chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama for his good intentions rather than any actual accomplishments. The deadline for nominations for the prize was only 11 days after Obama was sworn in as President. Thorbjørn Jagland was ridiculed for his decision and described as a fool by politicians like Alexander Downer and much of the world press, and the award as an embarassment to Obama. In the past Jagland was also often ridiculed in Norway for his statements and actions, including his ultimatum that his cabinet would resign if his party received less than 36.9% of the popular vote in 1997, which it subsequently did, and quotes like "We will come again, yes, we are here already", "We put the foot down and stand on it" and "I usually don't look backwards, nor do i look forward".

He's thorbjorning, he gave her an award before she had accomplished anything.

by Faller FF December 5, 2009

Thobias

A very tall guy with a very large penis

Have you heard about thobias. The guy with the big dick

by Boterhambrood October 4, 2019