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tomahawk chop

A karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy's crotch. Was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. If you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated...
After he banged me on the pool table, I gave him the tomahawk chop.
by OstrichDrama August 6, 2006
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tomahawk'd

A word created by Family Guy that Peter Griffin uses to mock Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd, meaning to hit someone in the face with a tomahawk.
Peter Griffin calls Ashton Kutcher's name then hits him in the face with a tomahawk. Then Peter proclaims "You've been Tomahawk'd."
by groomsy57 September 1, 2008
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Tomahawk Rick Roll'd

When someone gives you a random link and it is a YouTube video of someone getting a Tomahawk kill from across a map in the highly acclaimed FPS, Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Person 1: Anyone know how to fix a toilet u-bend?
Person 2: Here -shows Tomahawk Rick Roll clip-
Person 1: I believe I just got Tomahawk Rick Roll'd.
by CorrosiveHammon November 30, 2010
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tomahawk

the act of taking your cell phone out (prefferably a flip phone) and bashing someone in the head with it or throwing it at them like a tomahawk.
max was pissing me off so i decided to tomahawk him to shut him up.

i couldnt reach my annoying little brother so i tomahawked him.
by its already uesd by ppl. May 30, 2009
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Tomahawk

To Tomahawk : Grab a girl ( or guy if you like that type of thing) by the ears and star skull banging them and as you are close to releasing you let an American Indian war cry eg: " Ey Ey Ey Ey Ey " take out your penis slap it on top of the persons head paying attention to ejaculating straight down the middle of the head to simulate the head being split. Tomahawk achieved enjoy !
Jon being a fan of cowboys movies was happy to give Jen a Tomahawk
by Hulksmashed June 2, 2010
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Tomahawk

In the middle of moshing, moving to a higher surface and jumping off with a fist into a crowd of people.
1. "I was a concert last night and i tomahawked this girl and cut her head open"
by Robem June 13, 2007
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TomaCawk

The act of having a woman/ Man if you roll that way, have their legs up in the air, naked and sitting on the edge of the bed. Then you run full blast with your "cawk"(penis) fully erected and exposed to the open, and then jumping from 5 feet away, and then landing your penis inside any open hole in the other persons body.
" I missed my TomaCawk last night and I think I broke my Cawk(penis) in half.
by Nick B-SHS May 22, 2011
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