cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

Carrot Thistle

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

skin thirst

The extreme craving of touch.

My skin thirsts for his affection.

by Cherrygeek86 March 31, 2008

thirstyboy

A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.

Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."

by whitegoose May 30, 2014

Thirst Trap

Usually a Sexy Video or Photo of someone posted to turn viewer on, can be fan made. Usually hot but not explicitly smutty. NOT P0RN. Ex: Hips, head jerks, kind of revealing clothing, lip biting or smirking.

Bro, I just spent the last thirty minutes watching (enter person or celeb here) thirst traps.

by dRuNk tAyLoR sWiFt December 8, 2021

Thistletwat

A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.

Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.

by MMBeh March 25, 2010

Theistic Satanism

As the Satanic ideals and religion grew more popular throughout the decades of the 20th century, most Satanists were only symbolic Satanists. This means they used Satan as a symbol for desires that other religions denied, individuality, strength, independance, etc, but did not actually worship or believe in Satan. To be a Theistic, or traditional Satanist, means to be one that truly believes in Satan and worships him as the deity that he is.

*Philosophical/Symbolic Satanism- " We don't actually believe in Satan, but we live very similarly to the principles of which a true Satanist operates on, minus worshipping"

*Theistic Satanism*- I believe in and worship Satan as a god

by EternalFollower July 21, 2006