The act of stealing the pillows from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving their head in an awkward angle so they wake with kinks.
by Pillow Thief March 10, 2011
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Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.
Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?
Doug: Yeah...
Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?
Doug: Yeah...
Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
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A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.
"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."
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Get the chromosome thief mug.by nigga lova February 14, 2008
Get the nigger thief mug.Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.
- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
by hhumpo May 17, 2011
Get the Erection Thief mug.Uncharted 2: Among Thieves is a video game that was released by the developer, Naughty Dog, on October 13th, 2009 in the U.S.
The game was met with wide critical appeal, earning 25 perfect game reviews. The game is played so that some chapters are flashbacks; for example, the first 14 chapters lead up to the beginning, which is also the first chapter (you will understand if you play the game).
The single-player version of the game follows heroes Nathan Drake, Chloe Frazier, Elena Fisher, and Victor Sullivan in their quest for the Chintomani Stone in Asia. The villain is war-criminal Zoran Lazarovic who commands an army of hired mercenaries who to try to take the phurba dagger, which unlocks the path to the stone, from the heroes.
The multiplayer is 3rd person and 5v5. There are numerous game modes: Deathmatch, Elimination, Plunder, Objectives, All Competitive Modes, Ranked, and Co-operative. The levels are 1 through 60, with various shields to indicate rank (51 through 60 are Roman Numerals). The game takes place in a variety of maps.
The teams are sorted into Heroes and Villains.
There are boosters to aid and assist in gameplay, once a player reaches level 51 up until 58 they can buy a negative booster called a Badge of Honor. These boosters make gamplay harder, but one is rewarded with more money for every 5 kills. There are two booster slots.
The game was met with wide critical appeal, earning 25 perfect game reviews. The game is played so that some chapters are flashbacks; for example, the first 14 chapters lead up to the beginning, which is also the first chapter (you will understand if you play the game).
The single-player version of the game follows heroes Nathan Drake, Chloe Frazier, Elena Fisher, and Victor Sullivan in their quest for the Chintomani Stone in Asia. The villain is war-criminal Zoran Lazarovic who commands an army of hired mercenaries who to try to take the phurba dagger, which unlocks the path to the stone, from the heroes.
The multiplayer is 3rd person and 5v5. There are numerous game modes: Deathmatch, Elimination, Plunder, Objectives, All Competitive Modes, Ranked, and Co-operative. The levels are 1 through 60, with various shields to indicate rank (51 through 60 are Roman Numerals). The game takes place in a variety of maps.
The teams are sorted into Heroes and Villains.
There are boosters to aid and assist in gameplay, once a player reaches level 51 up until 58 they can buy a negative booster called a Badge of Honor. These boosters make gamplay harder, but one is rewarded with more money for every 5 kills. There are two booster slots.
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let's play some uncharted 2: among thieves
additional content:
Villains: Dragan, Tetram, Sark, Lovac, Vodnik, Zorskel, Flynn (various), Lazarovic, Lieutenant Draza, Genghis Khan, Gabriel Roman, Atoq Navarro, Eddy Raja, Skelzor, Glowzor, Platzor, Pratikoso, Dead Explorer, Evil Cole Helghast, Chimera Hybrid
Heroes: Drake (various), Elena (various), Chloe (various), Tenzin, Victor Sullivan, Jeff the Cameraman, Karl Schafer, Marco Polo, Donunt Drake, Zeke, Good Cole, Nathan Hale, Sev
BOOSTER SLOT 1
Point and Shoot 2,000 2
From the Hip 5,000 6
Break Up 11,250 10
Down the Irons 18,750 14
Hell Blazer 27,750 18
Turtle 40,500 22
Sure Shot 64,500 30
Walk Softly 79,500 34
Juggler 94,500 38
Rapid Hands 111,000 42
*Situational Awareness 129,000 46
*Evasion 210,000 50
*Veiled 300,000 51
*Invalid 350,000 52
*Glass Jaw 1,500,000
BOOSTER SLOT 2
Bandoleer 2,000 4
Scavenger 8,250 8
Keep Firing 14,250 12
Fleet Foot 23,250 16
Explosive Expert 32,250 20
Treasure Bearer 43,500 24
Sure Foot 52,500 26
Launch Man 58,500 28
Monkey Man 72,000 32
Scoped In 87,000 36
*Deposit 98,250 40
Rocket Man 120,000 44
*Revenge 134,250 48
*Half Loaded 400,000 54
*Come Get Some 2,000,000 58
*=Badge of Honor
let's play some uncharted 2: among thieves
additional content:
Villains: Dragan, Tetram, Sark, Lovac, Vodnik, Zorskel, Flynn (various), Lazarovic, Lieutenant Draza, Genghis Khan, Gabriel Roman, Atoq Navarro, Eddy Raja, Skelzor, Glowzor, Platzor, Pratikoso, Dead Explorer, Evil Cole Helghast, Chimera Hybrid
Heroes: Drake (various), Elena (various), Chloe (various), Tenzin, Victor Sullivan, Jeff the Cameraman, Karl Schafer, Marco Polo, Donunt Drake, Zeke, Good Cole, Nathan Hale, Sev
BOOSTER SLOT 1
Point and Shoot 2,000 2
From the Hip 5,000 6
Break Up 11,250 10
Down the Irons 18,750 14
Hell Blazer 27,750 18
Turtle 40,500 22
Sure Shot 64,500 30
Walk Softly 79,500 34
Juggler 94,500 38
Rapid Hands 111,000 42
*Situational Awareness 129,000 46
*Evasion 210,000 50
*Veiled 300,000 51
*Invalid 350,000 52
*Glass Jaw 1,500,000
BOOSTER SLOT 2
Bandoleer 2,000 4
Scavenger 8,250 8
Keep Firing 14,250 12
Fleet Foot 23,250 16
Explosive Expert 32,250 20
Treasure Bearer 43,500 24
Sure Foot 52,500 26
Launch Man 58,500 28
Monkey Man 72,000 32
Scoped In 87,000 36
*Deposit 98,250 40
Rocket Man 120,000 44
*Revenge 134,250 48
*Half Loaded 400,000 54
*Come Get Some 2,000,000 58
*=Badge of Honor
by WaR_REAPER10 May 8, 2010
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