self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

therapist

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.

by javaturtle January 13, 2004

Therapist

Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.

I had 100$ laying around so I decided to go to a therapist and get yelled at for an hour.

by Zazzy&TheDankos January 5, 2018

therapize

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

by sop22667 July 17, 2019

Therapist

You need it.

GET SOME FUCKING HELP. GET A THERAPIST. TREAT YOURSELF NOW.

by Goofy Plush September 17, 2023

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007